Hi! Me, Tobi, will tell you about an adventure my senpai and I went to once. It was filled with pirates and unicorns! But with my awesome jutsu, I was able to make a rainbow pathway for senpai and I to walk on so we didn’t have to use his bird, and I hate it when senpai makes it hold me with its talons. D: I think he does that on purpose. So anyway! We had to catch something…ultimate. It was called….the ULTIMATE CHEESEBURGER. So we went to Jack in the Box and ordered one but senpai only ordered me coke. I don’t even like coke. D:

When it was getting late, zombies popped out of nowhere! :O Of course, I was able to used my super duper awesome skills to defeat them, while Deidara-senpai was too busy making clay birds so I was done by the time he finished them. :D Tobi is a badass boy! After that, I celebrated by drinking…water!

Then we went home and I became best friends with Deidara-senpai. The end.